Amalgamated Humor's Disgruntled Employee of the Month

Each month, Amalgamated Humor's Public Relations specialist, Gary Newbrunswick, puts the spotlight on a valued member of the Amalgamated Humor corporate family. In addition to an extra vacation day and photo with a receptionist from the executive office, they also get a featured interview.

This month's Disgruntled Employee: Sean Lawrence

Gary Newbrunswick: David. Come in.

David Colambski: Hello, Gary.

Sean Lawrence

GN: Well, did you actually like them?

SL: They were okay...

GN: Episode two?

SL: Okay man, that one wasn't so good, but you have to look at the whole saga...

GN: Saga? That was an awful film! What about-- no. No, I'm not doing this. I'm not going to argue about 'Star Wars' with a guy sitting outside of a movie theater wearing a robe.

SL: Roddenberry was a hack.

GN: What? What does that have to do with-

SL: That stupid wussy Star Trek crap. No one cares about that anymore.

GN: Listen, you little punk! Gene Roddenberry had more talent and creativity in his little finger than George Lucas has in his entire fat freaking head!

SL: Hah! I knew it! You're a Trek nerd!

GN: No, I just happen to have some taste when it comes to science fiction.


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